Kaeding popped my cherry

While I was in college, I became aware of the National Football League as an actual presence in my life as opposed to something the jocks were into in highschool. As I dove into the madness that is the NFL, I landed on San Diego as my team to follow. Arizona just had that loser mentality that I wasn't interested in, and I wanted a little diversity in my sports towns. So, San Diego being the place I was born, and having a cool lightening bolt logo, it was more like they chose me.

Anyways, that was in college. We're all aware that this year has been the first year the Bolts have done a damn thing other than lose a bunch of games. This was my first actual year as a football fan, with a football team in the playoffs, with something to win or lose.

I'm sorry, I'm rambling. What I meant to say was FUCK THE PATRIOTS.

No, wait...Chargers. Yeah. Mikey kept calling me throughout the game, and I kept telling him to get off the phone and watch the game. At some point he said Ramey kept talking about black me, which made him nervous. I'm pretty sure alcohol was involved (who'da thunk).

And fuck this fairweather fan shit. His name was Nate Kaeding. His name was Nate Kaeding. His name.

Was Nate Kaeding.

Barton was the guy who decided it was a good idea to punch Brees in the head. Barton re-kindled the flame, and Kaeding pissed it out.

So now what? Manning? Brady? Fucking Phili? Who the fuck is the quarterback for the Rams? Is Martz multi-tasking? I'm actully really sad Owens is out. I'd love to see a Owens/Moss match-up just because they're so fucking ricockulous. (for a great take on that, check out ESPN page two). And where the hell is Vick? Is anyone talking about Vick?

I just hope Phili wins this weekend, and then extends their losing streak to 4 consecutive years . Let's see a Atlanta/Pittsburgh match-up. Let's give The Bus and Ben Rothselimatumer a shot at the highlife.

Oh. And apparently something happened in the baseball world. I'm seriously confused about Yankees fans. I mean, it makes sense that Bob's a Yankee's fan I suppose, but I still don't understand it. I mean, seriously. How do you look at yourself in the mirror and say "yes. I support this organization". Well, maybe that's not so different than voting for Bush, and a lot of people did that. Whatever.

Sorry Ramey, but fuck 'em. (if that hurts my chances of giving mustache rides, I rescind)

J