Exit Exam from Houston
1. When leaving Houston en route to Tucson, AZ, how many hours of driving can I expect? Bonus: How many hours can I expect when hepped up on Trucker Speed and a 24-pack of Red Bull?
2. Is it legal to carry a concealed weapon in Tucson?
3. Aden, can I still sleep on your couch?
4. What dorm does Katherine Ramey live in?
5. Tucson, AZ to Portland, OR with a Smith in the car? Can it be possible? Will the patchouli stain the seats?
Yeah, so I leave Houston on November 15th, and anybody that wants to experience the wild ride that is myself, leave a few days open that week...
Shout-outs to what I'm leaving:
Goode Co. BBQ
100% Humidity
Depressing Sports Teams
the Bissonnet Village Apartments
the soothing voice of Chad Dacus
Shout-outs to where I'm going:
Hippies
Hipsters
Hippiesters
Patchwork pants and dreadlocks on white dudes
2. Is it legal to carry a concealed weapon in Tucson?
3. Aden, can I still sleep on your couch?
4. What dorm does Katherine Ramey live in?
5. Tucson, AZ to Portland, OR with a Smith in the car? Can it be possible? Will the patchouli stain the seats?
Yeah, so I leave Houston on November 15th, and anybody that wants to experience the wild ride that is myself, leave a few days open that week...
Shout-outs to what I'm leaving:
Goode Co. BBQ
100% Humidity
Depressing Sports Teams
the Bissonnet Village Apartments
the soothing voice of Chad Dacus
Shout-outs to where I'm going:
Hippies
Hipsters
Hippiesters
Patchwork pants and dreadlocks on white dudes
posted by Aden at 3:58 PM
2 Comments:
Nulltron,
Your H-town wrap-up is woefully incomplete. What of Zydeco? What of West University oak trees? What of the Marquis Deux?! What, my friend, of South Beach Saturdays with Malisow??!
It is Saigon '75 and you're on the last chopper out of the BV. Don't forget to take the flag with you my friend. You've held the fort down well, but now I fear the Visigoths will lay siege to all that is good and righteous about the BV. It will be a haven for Namibian gun runners and drug-addled wastrels and people who use emoticons less than judiciously - LOL!
Remember the finest lesson Texas e'er taught me: if you're going to lose, lose big, my friend. If America is the phallic symbol everyone claims it is, Texas is the giant set of balls on it.
Don't go all pussy on us in the northwest...
-the glock.
Katherine's address:
270 S. Stone Avenue Tucson, AZ 85701-1917
JR
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