N.W.A.
First I would like to say congratulations to you Johnny. Tell me about it before you and Tommy head to camp.
That being said, recall for a minute the group N.W.A. You now, the rap group that was as much gangster as Outkast is dirty south. They did such songs as "Fuck the Police", "A bitch is a bitch", and "Ni**az for life" (i don't like sayin' that word), and rapped such lyrics as "fuck the police" and "i'm a muthufuckin ni**a". I mean, being a white guy, establishing eye contact with one of these guys is more dangerous than doing so with Madusa. So as i'm listening to some of their old songs, i start hearing a bunch of the little skits they did with that token white guy who they use to make white people look more ackward than Dave Chappelle does on his show, and i wonder, "who the hell is this white guy who gets enough balls to say this shit to a guy who only 20 seconds later raps 'when we see you we're gonna cut yo' head off and fuck you with a broom stick'?".
Yes, I know that it's all acting, or fake, or whatever it is, but give me a break. that's like taking Stalin up on his offer to express your personal views about how you disagree with the way he is running the Soviet Union. Obviously this white guy is in real close with these gangsters. With that being said; how cool would it be to be that guy? Just think about it. What a great bar story would that be when your 60, single, and sporting a 'stache that would make Jeremy jealous? I imagine the conversation would go something like this:
Guy 1: ...and so that's how i got the hair i needed to complete my Harrison Ford voodoo doll
Guy 2: that's nothing. Remember N.W.A.?
Guy 1: no
Guy 2: yeah, I rolled with them for like 10 years. They used to hook me up with all sorts of things; 40's, random car stero equipment, bling-bling, of course back then we just called it simply "jewelry" and "gold"... man was i living the high life. Of course that "high life" consisted of a 4 bedroom shanty in the butt-crack of Compton that constantly reeked of pot and dirty underwear. And man, these guys walked around naked all the time, it was a very humbling experience.
Guy 1: wow, that actually sounds like it sucks
Guy 2: Yeah well one guy left, i think he's starring in that new XXX movie, and another guy died. So, i decided it was time for me to move on.
Guy 1: what did you do next
Guy 2: well, i took the experience i had gained and now i run the marketing deparment for McDonalds'...
well. I think it would be cool
-Ben
That being said, recall for a minute the group N.W.A. You now, the rap group that was as much gangster as Outkast is dirty south. They did such songs as "Fuck the Police", "A bitch is a bitch", and "Ni**az for life" (i don't like sayin' that word), and rapped such lyrics as "fuck the police" and "i'm a muthufuckin ni**a". I mean, being a white guy, establishing eye contact with one of these guys is more dangerous than doing so with Madusa. So as i'm listening to some of their old songs, i start hearing a bunch of the little skits they did with that token white guy who they use to make white people look more ackward than Dave Chappelle does on his show, and i wonder, "who the hell is this white guy who gets enough balls to say this shit to a guy who only 20 seconds later raps 'when we see you we're gonna cut yo' head off and fuck you with a broom stick'?".
Yes, I know that it's all acting, or fake, or whatever it is, but give me a break. that's like taking Stalin up on his offer to express your personal views about how you disagree with the way he is running the Soviet Union. Obviously this white guy is in real close with these gangsters. With that being said; how cool would it be to be that guy? Just think about it. What a great bar story would that be when your 60, single, and sporting a 'stache that would make Jeremy jealous? I imagine the conversation would go something like this:
Guy 1: ...and so that's how i got the hair i needed to complete my Harrison Ford voodoo doll
Guy 2: that's nothing. Remember N.W.A.?
Guy 1: no
Guy 2: yeah, I rolled with them for like 10 years. They used to hook me up with all sorts of things; 40's, random car stero equipment, bling-bling, of course back then we just called it simply "jewelry" and "gold"... man was i living the high life. Of course that "high life" consisted of a 4 bedroom shanty in the butt-crack of Compton that constantly reeked of pot and dirty underwear. And man, these guys walked around naked all the time, it was a very humbling experience.
Guy 1: wow, that actually sounds like it sucks
Guy 2: Yeah well one guy left, i think he's starring in that new XXX movie, and another guy died. So, i decided it was time for me to move on.
Guy 1: what did you do next
Guy 2: well, i took the experience i had gained and now i run the marketing deparment for McDonalds'...
well. I think it would be cool
-Ben
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