Cruisin' the Schoolyards

Although I do not dispute the technical details described in the previous entry regarding both kidnapping and raping vans, I proffer a drastically different take on what defines a raping van. I agree with a kidnapping van being a non-descript transport van, usually with some type of signage (hopefully "City Morgue") but a kidnapping van, at least in my conception, has always been the really creepy conversion van, with a model year not exceeding 1984. Some accompaniment of oddly-shaped windows (diamonds, portholes, and the very rare teardrop) that are completely tinted so that onlookers cannot see in are also customary. Perhaps I have a narrow definition of said vans, and that these would fall into a more rigorously defined category, such as "Molester Vans" or something, but I put it to you. If you were to see a van like this roll up next to you with a sketchy dude in it, wouldn't you feel like you're about to be raped?

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