The Van-Guard

Aden poses an intresting question about the difference between the "kidnapper" vs the "rapist" style of felony-oriented van models. This is a difficult and tricky delineation that I'll do my best to break down for you. The "rapist" and "kidnapper" van alike both have some overlapping requirements as well as differentiating features. Both must be inconspicuous, mechanically sound to insure an appropriate getaway when required (this might or might not include a spoiler), and provide the much-needed room necessary for the desired activity. However, the main difference is that the kidnapper van must have some sort of system preventing the victim from leaving the van. Removal of side and rear door handles is the most effective measure; another favorite is electric tape over the windows to prevent nosy bystanders from seeing "the package" as you lop off her ear to add "sauce" to the ransom note. Sound baffling (usually polypropylene foam) can be a wise option. Additional important measures would include a grate separating the cab from the cargo area and some sort of soft restraint system. The creative kidnapper will try to paint the exterior of the van white with signage from a local business to facilitate acquiring personnel unawares. On the other hand, Burnt Sienna with Taupe trim is the exterior design for most "rapist"

On an unrelated note, I'd like to point out how much Aden looks like the gentleman on the Tapatio Hot Sauce bottle. Those icy blue eyes, that rich brown moustache . . . I hope other people might post something explaining what kind of game they're playing with me