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Before I start, I'd like to make a comment on my last post. I responded to Ridley's vomit about being old. That post was literally written at work. I mailed it to myself to edit and then post, but I decided to just post it. The only thing I added was a J at the end.
So anyways. Here's a slice of my life:
I worked from 7am-10pm today. 16hours of old crazy people. To unwind, I went to a show. Critter's Bugging. Halfway through the second set, and halfway through my fourth beer, a female started talking to me. I noted that she was older, and engaged in conversation.
After a few minutes, she asked me how old I was.
There was a noticeable change in her body language after that.
She told me that she was 52. I probably flinched. I'm not gonna lie to ya, she was hot. If I had to guess, I would have said mid thirties, but I'm a fucking caveman when it comes to guessing ages.
So we talk, and make plans to meet at a bar down the street after the show. I'm not sure why.
Show ends. I finish my drink. Then go down the street to meet Ms. Robinson.
She hanging out in front of the closed bar smoking. 190 seconds later, we're in her car smoking a doobie and listening to Come Together on the fucking radio.
At that point, a little devil appears on my shoulder. He looks like Aden. He says "fuck her!" and stabs his little pitch fork into the sky.
On the other shoulder is Mikey. He's got a harp, and he suggests that I "listen to her needs".
.......
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!!!!! DID JEREMY FUCK THE MILF IN THE CAR, OR GET SENT HOME WITH A NOTE?
So anyways. Here's a slice of my life:
I worked from 7am-10pm today. 16hours of old crazy people. To unwind, I went to a show. Critter's Bugging. Halfway through the second set, and halfway through my fourth beer, a female started talking to me. I noted that she was older, and engaged in conversation.
After a few minutes, she asked me how old I was.
There was a noticeable change in her body language after that.
She told me that she was 52. I probably flinched. I'm not gonna lie to ya, she was hot. If I had to guess, I would have said mid thirties, but I'm a fucking caveman when it comes to guessing ages.
So we talk, and make plans to meet at a bar down the street after the show. I'm not sure why.
Show ends. I finish my drink. Then go down the street to meet Ms. Robinson.
She hanging out in front of the closed bar smoking. 190 seconds later, we're in her car smoking a doobie and listening to Come Together on the fucking radio.
At that point, a little devil appears on my shoulder. He looks like Aden. He says "fuck her!" and stabs his little pitch fork into the sky.
On the other shoulder is Mikey. He's got a harp, and he suggests that I "listen to her needs".
.......
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!!!!! DID JEREMY FUCK THE MILF IN THE CAR, OR GET SENT HOME WITH A NOTE?
posted by Aden at 2:48 AM
4 Comments:
FUCK YEAH. That's how you drop a posting. I vote he listened to Acklin. Then when they sat there in post-coitus ecstasy Jeremy tried to talk to her about how it was like making love to Mother Earth and she booted him out of the car and didn't give him his loincloth back.
P.S. This is the perfect time to reset this link for y'all:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2777
Probably one of my favorite things I've ever seen.
I eagerly await installment two, Lebowski.
- DJ Ridley
Weird -- I thought Mrs. Serazio was only 51.
In my version of the story I turn into Jeremy and the old chick turns into the Green Bay Packers.
You can guess what happens next.
Terrific yarn, J.
Ramey
Was her name Moonbeam?
And you know you totally bagged her like a deer during hunting season...
P.S. Did Serazio's essence sing Kumbaya?
- Cory
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