The Next Big Thing from the Placklin Group

The Placklin Group was recently awarded a generous endowment from various unnamed but philanthropic corporate donors/rogue nation-states. As a result, an exhaustive study was commissioned to forecast the possible titles to Michael Serazio's first published book. How this list is germane to national security remains to be seen but we sincerely feel the effort was quite justified and noble in intent. We encourage all remaining participants to this icon of Aristotelian discourse to freely write the first paragraph, nay, the entire introductory chapter to any one or many of the heretofore mentioned titles.

1) The End of Post New Journalism
2) Cocaine and It's Role in Detente
3) Give Me Back My Royalties
4) Female on Male Rape: The Silent Plague
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6) Ramey Does Exist: A Rebuttal
7) Serazio: On Peace
8) Trix Are for Whites: Post Colonial Themes in Breakfast Cereal Cartoon Characters
9) I Won't Put Anything Up My Nose: A Memoir
10) Publish or Perish: Another Aden McCool Mystery Novel

-Aden and Dave