Superbowl outcome explained

In case anyone was wondering what happened on Sunday’s game, it had nothing to do with either of the teams perceived skills, but rather their fortunes were determined many moons ago. It goes to say, be very careful when choosing a name, for it is the most important part. As reported on various sites, re-arranging the letters in PITTSBURGH STEELERS one could spell SUPERB RIGHT TESTES (minus the L). On the other hand, SEATTLE SEAHAWKS can be re-arranged to spell WEAK ASS ATHLETES.

So Jeremy, I don’t know how quickly you embraced Seattle, but if you are disappointed, you shouldn’t be, because everyone knew Seattle would lose, and it’s because of the age old Chinese proverb; “salty taste of right testes resonate in mouth of weak ass athletes for long time”.

And for those of you non-believers out there who think this anagram thing is bogus, read on for further proof. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS can be arranged to spell “New England Patriots” (among other things) which if looked up in a thesaurus will list such synonyms as “winning”, “gold”, “best ever”, “Zeus”, and “in effigie Dei”. Under the antonym section, one might find such words as “Seattle Seahawk”, “Bill Cowher’s smile”, and “the Democrats’ chances of winning the 2008 election”.

I’m glad I could be of some help to every (roughly 46 people) Seahawk fan who has lost sleep the past few nights searching for answers. And as for next year, watch for the Patriots to stay true to their anagram.

-Maben

and yes, this was a lame attempt to suck on the Patriot's teet one last time before next season